Monday, January 14, 2013

Jack Barakat

Born on June 18, 1988 in Baltimore, Maryland. He has three siblings; a sister and two brothers. His older sister's name is May and his brother's are: Leeyh and Joe. His parents names are Joyce Barakat and Bassam Yousief. He and Alex Gaskarth are best friends and cuddle buddies; they met in eight grade after Alex moved to his school, though Jack hated Alex at first because of the competition between their big eyebrows, but Alex obviously wins that competition what with his eyebrow perfection. He is Lebanese and he loves Aladdin because Aladdin is Arab, too. It is in debate what religion he practices, though in an interview he says he "believes in God, but doesn't really care". Although he plays guitar, some might say he plays it badly. He's known for his out right, funny quotes and for being extremely sexy and obsessed with Home Alone. He doesn't know his numbers, and keeps golf scores using smiley faces and sad faces. He loves to flash his Bara-titties to everyone and say "Girls gone wild!" He is also known for lifting moods with jokes and incredible hugs. He tends to get distracted by shiny/moving objects and he's never allowed to drive because everyone might die if he does. He loves his fans and he screams like a girl. He also likes to make girls scream, which tends to happen very easily anyway since he is Jack Barakat. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Smells like Pert Plus to me. Jack is one of the sweetest 12-year-old perverts you'll ever meet. Don't ever doubt that, because Jack is Jack. And Jack likes the Macarena. He also often gives shout-outs to up and coming bands that he knows/likes via Twitter.

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